Nooooooo!! Caroline Manzo is leaving RHONJ… but getting spin off!

caroline-manzo-636Moments ago, the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion finished airing and Caroline Manzo announced she’s leaving RHONJ.  I know I am not alone in saying she is the best thing about the show.  She can be abrasive, sure, but she is the most real, down to earth person on the show.  I feel like the show has suffered a death.  However, with the Gorgas and the Giudices always fighting, which is hard for anyone to watch families being torn apart, I cannot blame her for her decision to leave.

She states in her blog, “Over the past few years my outlook on the show has changed from something I couldn’t wait to show my future grandchildren to something I hope my future grandchildren never see.” Caroline feels she has given it her all and there’s nothing more she can give.  She sums up her feelings by saying this:

“There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy.”

“There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy.” – See more at: http://www.carolinemanzo.com/2013/10/caroline-says-goodbye-to-rhonj/#sthash.SNtVBDut.dpuf

Her relationship with Bravo continues, however, in her new spin-off show “Manzo’d with Children” is what it’s called right now, anyway.  They are currently filming and it will probably be a good time for me to watch that and ditch RHONJ for good.  However, I’m sure if RHONJ films the legal problems and outcomes of Joe and Teresa Giudice, I’m not sure I will be able to look away.  I believe their court cases are coming up in February 2014, is what they stated on Watch What Happens Live.

Best of luck to you, Caroline!!  You were the beam of sunshine (of which sometimes had rays of piss and vinegar mixed in) in the show.  We will miss you!

Over the past few years my outlook on the show has changed from something I couldn’t wait to show my future grandchildren to something I hope my future grandchildren never see. – See more at: http://www.carolinemanzo.com/2013/10/caroline-says-goodbye-to-rhonj/#sthash.SNtVBDut.dpuf

Survivor Season 27: Blood vs Water (2013)

***UPDATE 9-18-13:  Looks like RC was 86’d along the way somewhere and Candice Woodcock from Cook Islands and Hereos vs Villans is on instead.  Candice came in 8th place on both seasons.

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The new season of Survivor will premiere September 18 with a 90-minute episode.  Season 27 will take place in the Philippines for the third consecutive season in the location of Palaui Island, Cagayan.  The twist this season is that returning players will be playing against a family member/significant other. The tribe names are Galang and Tadhana which mean respect and destiny.  Returning players (although this is not official, but has been leaked) are as follows thanks to Southomer:

1. Colton Cumbie (One World) with his fiancee Caleb

Was NOT a fan of Colton who thankfully left One World fairly early on due to injury

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2. Gervase Peterson (Borneo) with his neice/nephew (conflicting reports)

I really liked Gervase and happy to see him finally return!

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3. Tyson Apostol (Tocantins and Heroes vs. Villains) with his girlfriend, Rachel.

I could take or leave him.  Nice to look at though!

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4. Roberta “RC” Saint-Amour (Philippines) with her father.

She was good entertainment

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5.  Kat Edorsson (One World) with her new boyfriend Hayden Moss – Big Brother Season 12 winner.

Not the smartest, but I liked her.  Couldn’t stand Hayden on BB.

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6.  Monica Culpepper (One World) and her husband, Brad Culpepper – a former NFL player (Brad Culpepper).

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7.  Aras Baskauskas (Panama – Winner), and his brother, Vytas.

He will have a huge target on his back since he’s a former winner. However, for some odd reason I don’t remember him at all.

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8. Rupert Boneham (Heroes vs Villains, All-Stars and Pearl Islands) and his wife.

Who doesn’t love Rupert?? 4th time’s the charm?

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9. Laura Morett (Samoa) with her daughter.

Yeah, don’t remember her.

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10. Tina Wesson (Australia winner) and she’s bringing her daughter.

Another winner, but she was on the older end when she won the second ever Survivor… 27 seasons later, how will she hold up? But I love her!

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What are your thoughts on the returning cast and the format of this season?

Teresa Giudice and Husband Joe Facing 50+ Years of Prison

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TMZ.com just reported that Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa and Joe Giudice could receive 50+ years in prison if convicted of a laundry list of felony charges. Charges are from 7 years worth of defrauding the IRS and banks and have been indicted on 39-counts. The incidents took place between 2001-2008 in which allegedly the Giudices “conspired to illegally obtain mortgages and other loans from multiple banks by intentionally overestimating their incomes in order to get more money.”

Joe also failed to file a tax return for years 2004-2008, they allegedly withheld information from the about their income while filing for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy, and that include Teresa’s income from Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Both Teresa and Joe are due in court Tuesday morning. Aye aye aye! This is not looking good!!  She was just on Watch What Happens Live last night and I had made a few comments about her appearance on Twitter

 

However, this still blows my mind and I feel for their poor children. I hope the family is all able to come together and be there for each other during this difficult time.

Big Brother Season 15: Racist Houseguests

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I haven’t been recapping Big Brother this season but I have been watching it religiously.  Something that I wanted throw out there for debate are the racist comments that some BB15 contestants or “houseguests”, as CBS calls them, have made and the house’s reactions to the comments.

Soon after the season start filming I was reading on TMZ  about the racist and homophobic comments the houseguests were making that were being picked up on the 24-hr live feed.  Here were the examples that were given in the article I first read:
— GinaMarie referred to welfare as “n**ger insurance”
— Aaryn called gay contestant Andy a “queer.”
— Spencer referred to Andy as “Kermit the F**” … and praised Hitler as a gifted speaker.

Then it came out that the three of them had either lost their jobs or their contracts due to the comments that were made on camera…. and justifiably so, in my opinion.
big-brother-aaryn-exposedBut what surprised me the most was on Sunday when CBS decided to air Aaryn in particular making her remarks.  Seeing the way she said them, in what context, and how oblivious she was that anything she said was even offensive was just mind boggling to me.  She pretended to talk with an Asian accent mocking the women that does her manicures back at home, in a stereotypical fashion.  She woke up one morning and looked in the mirror and said she looked like an Asian with slanty eyes.  She told the Asian woman in the house she needs to go and make some rice.  I’m just going by memory here, but there was a lot more that they showed as well.

Along with her comments they showed how the houseguests were reacting to this.  For the most part… not a word.  An occasional nervous chuckle would be blurted out… kind of in a “I can’t believe you just said that kind of way”… but for the most part no one called her out on it.  Why?  For fear of jeopardizing their game play.  I understand that, even though it’s not right, the minorities in the house may be used to this kind of behavior… I’m sure they run into ignorant people often and can’t lose their temper every time it happens.  However, I would have liked it if one of the Caucasian stood up to her to say, “you know, what you’re saying is very offensive and not funny.”  Maybe even have a civilized conversation about it and educate Aaryn on why it’s offensive… because she either doesn’t know or doesn’t care.I am happy that CBS and Big Brother producers chose to air this because it opens the dialogue up for viewers to discuss this.  But I have to admit that I’m disappointed that the other houseguests haven’t stood up to those making the remarks.  This is a perfect opportunity and platform to educate not only Aaryn (and the other two contestants making the comments) but the rest of America as well.  It saddens me that so far this behavior, while not necessarily being condoned, is being tolerated in the house.  Half million dollars or not… it’s time to stand up and say something.

What do you think?  Do you think the house guests should say something to those making the comments or let it go so they don’t hurt their game play?

Mariah Carey lip syncing on American Idol finale

There is no way Mariah Carey was NOT lip syncing on American Idol.  Aside from her doing a terrible job at it.  Another indicator was that she didn’t have any of the idol finalists singing along with her, which is what is ALWAYS done on the finale.  Can’t wait until she tries to say in the press otherwise.  And that is all I have to say about that.

UPDATE:  Okay, just watched Keith’s performance and he didn’t have any of the American Idol finalists join him either.  But still, that was a horrible lip sync!

Survivor Caramoan results and new season details

Spoiler!  Don’t read if you still haven’t watched last night’s episode of Survivor but still planning on it.

Survivor Caramoan: Fans vs Favorites 2 sole survivor (winner) was Cochran.  The Harvard Law student/Survivor obsessed returning favorite.  I love me some Cochran!  I think it’s the self deprecating humor that had me at hello.  I could be happier that he won.  He was in the final three along with Dawn and Sherri.  Poor Sherri never stood a chance.  Most of the jury ignored her completely.  I find this to be the flaw with the Survivor final three.  There’s always one person there that no one votes for and that just carried to the end.  It’s rather annoying, really.  Then there’s Dawn, who I’m not a huge fan of but I didn’t dislike her either, and the jury seemed almost downright cruel to her.  Some of it warranted, but I couldn’t help but feel a bit bad for the beating she got.  The best moment though came when Brenda demanded she take out her teeth and show everyone.  Early in the season, Brenda had rescued Dawn’s teeth that had fallen into the water.  Dawn was hysterically flipping out and so grateful to Brenda for saving them.  They vowed to keep it between them and Brenda said because of that moment she would never turn her back on Dawn.  Dawn however, ended up using that friendship and ultimately voted out Brenda after Brenda had all but given her immunity that day.  Brenda was understandably hurt.  So she asked in the jury if she would have taken herself out of the game had she not found her teeth.  Dawn said no.  Brenda wanted her to prove it.  She said prove it by taking out your teeth!  It was an awesome moment and I was happy to see Brenda, the lovable, adorable, Brenda, actually fight back and stand up for herself.  In the reunion Brenda revealed she was very pregnant and due any day now.  Also in the reunion, the person who won fan favorite was Malcolm.  He got 35% of the vote and Brenda received 34%.  I like Malcolm, but given the circumstances, I wish Brenda would have won it.

survivor-2013-s27-blood-water-logo-wmDuring the finale they showed a teaser of the upcoming season titled: Survivor: Blood vs Water.  What wasn’t revealed, but I found from Reality Blurred is that it will consist of returning players on one tribe going against their family members on the opposite tribe.  I just HAVE to assume the Hantz family will be somehow involved in this.  They just have to be.  That season will air starting in September.

Now it’s coming up on the summer season and that can only mean one thing…. Big Brother returns!!  Survivor and Big Brother are my two favorite reality shows!

American Idol to have all new judges next year

Randy Jackson is pulling the “You can’t fire me, I quit” trick and announced today he is leaving the show.  This came shortly after it was revealed that American Idol is planning to fire all coaches at the end of the season and start fresh with a complete revamp of the show next year.  One thing the source stated was that there will not be any high priced divas next year which points to the fact that having Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj were mega flops.  The show is down 22% in ratings from last year.  That’s pretty huge.  I always thought Keith Urban was a strange choice for a judge, but I didn’t mind him.  However, I didn’t feel he was anything that made me tune in.  I also don’t think Mariah Carey would have been so bad had she been paired with someone other than Nicki.  Nicki was pretty much toxic for the whole show and I’m a little surprised she was fired half way through (although I’m sure it would have been against her contract).  Nicki and Mariah kind of made you wish Paula Abdul was back, and that’s really bad.

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Celebrity Apprentice All Stars Season 13, Episode 8

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The contestants are waiting in their suite to find out who was fire last week.  Lisa Rinna says it is time for Gary Busey to go home…. they need people who can work.  So they were all shocked when he walked back in and not Stephen Baldwin.  No Plan B is down to just three people: Penn Jillett, Lisa Rinna, and Gary Busey.  Power, who were originally the underdogs, now have four really strong people left: Brande Roderick, Lil John, Trace Adkins, and Marilu Henner.

Trace Adkins delivers his check to the American Red Cross during the Sandy Relief efforts are taking place on the Jersey Shores.  This is just really hitting home for me right now as my parents are volunteering as I type this with the Red Cross for the flooding victims of Grand Rapids, MI.  The Red Cross is amazing and have truly dedicated volunteers.  It is not government run… they only operate on the donations that they receive.  I am so thrilled that Trace has chosen the American Red Cross to give money to and that he’s raised more than $600,000 for them.

Challenge is about to start and Trump walks in with Bret Michaels. Looks like he’s going to be an adviser on this task.  The task is to do an interactive South African expo at Times Square in order to bring in additional tourism to South Africa.  Project managers are Penn Jillett and Brande Roderick.  They had the choice of the Adventure Package and the Romantic Package, both teams chose Adventure so they had to flip a coin. Team Power won Adventure, and Plan B was left with Romance.

The Adventure package consists of golfing, ziplining, “glamping”, see the great white shark, and surfing.  No safaris.  They are not to focus on the safaris there.  Power is now thinking that they got the harder of the two choices.

Wine, Art, Food, Dance, and Spa are the five areas in the Romance package.  Gary Busey tells the representatives from South Africa that when he was staying in Johannesburg  he heard murders outside his hotel.  The reps did not look pleased he was saying this and Penn and Lisa were stunned and trying to get him to shut up.

Power is having a hard time coming up with a slogan.  Trace suggestions “You + South Africa = Adventure.” Plan B is struggling as well and having a hard time dealing with Gary.  Gary is not contributing and distracting Lisa and Penn from getting anything done.  They are at an extreme disadvantage with Gary on their team.  I’m almost hoping they don’t pull this off so Gary can finally go home.  It’s just too painful to watch.

Trace is reaching out to try to get a famous South African golfer, but they’re not in the country right now.  Brande is stressing out and Lil Jon is a little too relaxed.  Penn was able to get Zulu dancers and a famous South African drummer.  Plus a South African chef.  Lisa says she would never want to go up against Penn, he is too smart.

Lil Jon think it would be fun to be in a shark suit in a cage… Trace worries it’s a little juvenile and silly, not having seen it yet, I agree.  Now Marilu is pushing people across the room in an office chair to simulate zip-lining.  Oh boy!  That’s going to be awful if they keep it like that.

Gary is certifiably insane and he should not be on this show.  It’s driving ME crazy just watching.  It’s not entertaining, it’s not good TV, it’s just strange, almost mean, and painful to watch.  However, it looks like they have a good shot of winning.  Could there maybe be a double firing tonight?  I sure hope so if Plan B wins.

So the teams have set up their interactive displays and unless there’s some glaring mistake, I don’t know how Plan B could lose.  Their display for romance is so professional yet fun but most importantly really conveys the idea of South Africa being romantic.  The event begins and the reps from South Africa arrive at Power’s adverture display.  The greeted them with South African tea, which they seemed to be impressed with.  Brande shows them the handout which was really well done.  Trace walks them through the golfing display, the ziplining, and everything else in the room.  The executives are laughing and having a good time.  George and Bret Michaels also seemed to have a good time.  Maybe they’ll actually pull this off?

Plan B has the drummers going, the dancers, and the execs walk in and Penn greets them.  Penn then gives a presentation about the display.  Now that I’ve seen both of the rooms, Plan B’s does seem a little bare compared to Power, but maybe the room is just larger and it’s harder to fill it.  This will be closer than I originally had thought.

Boardroom time…. Both teams discuss what they think what went well and what went wrong on their teams.  Obviously both teams feel that they have won.  Penn reveals he has never bought alcohol in his life, he’s never had a drink.  Trump says he’s never even had a sip, which I already knew about.

George says what impressed him with Plan B (Romance Package) was the experience he felt immediately as he walked in the door.  The execs said they felt they were transported back to South Africa and they really felt all five senses.  The negative was that there wasn’t any travel information and failed to sell the individual experiences that someone could get in South Africa.

For Team Power the execs felt they went above and beyond the five areas they were given and loved the take away they were given.  The negatives however but it lacked unique experiences and felt it was a juvenile exhibit and amusement park.

Brande’s team Power lost.  They felt it just wasn’t up to par.  I like everyone on Power, but I guess I hope Lil Jon goes home and feel he deserves to go home because it was his idea to do a lot of the juvenile things.  Even though Brande approved it, I’d like Lil Jon to be fired for it.

Penn’s team goes back to the suite and he says he knew they had won.  He was always very confident.  Which I can see why… he brought in actual people from South Africa! Lil Jon says having Adventure was the harder of the two packages.  Brande decides to save Lil Jon and let him go because she feels a sense of loyalty to him.  That’s a huge mistake, she’s going to be fired if she doesn’t keep him in the boardroom. Trump gives her a chance to change her mind, but she doesn’t.

The three remaining, Brande, Marilu, Trace, come back in the boardroom.  Trace admits for coming up with the slogan that wasn’t great.  Marilu did the handout which they loved.  They’re really dragging out the boardroom, but Trump ultimately has no choice but to fire Brande.  Trace defends Brande and says she raised so much for her charity on the other task that she was project manager on and so Trump feels bad and decides to give her charity (Promises to Kids – a charity for abused children in foster care) $20,000 from him. Next week we get to see more Busey acting like lunatic.  Yippie!

Suvivor: Caramoan: Season 26, Episode 10 “Zipping Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”

This episode will forever go down as the best episode in Survivor history (thus far at least)!  As Cochran says at Tribal council, “This is why I have loved Survivor for the past 13 years!” So I couldn’t resist but blog about it.

To start the episode off… Dawn just loses it.  I mean, completely loses it.  Not as bad as Brandon Hantz, but seriously having a complete mental breakdown.  She’s at the end of the dock by herself just screaming “Come here, please!  Hurry!!!”  Then she hides out into the woods where Brenda comes running for her frantically.  Dawn is just a MESS and explains to Brenda that her bottom front teeth got knocked out several years ago (maybe as a kid?) and she has this retainer that keeps them in and it fell into the water when she bent down to take a drink.  She tells Brenda she’s going to have to quit the show.  She cannot show up at the challenge without her teeth.  Dawn is covering her mouth this entire time and won’t speak directly into the camera.  Brenda goes out to the water and Dawn points to where she thinks it fell.  Brenda puts on the diving mask and within a few minutes finds them.  Dawn is just so relieved and bawling and hugging Brenda like mad and just feels like Brenda really saved her.  So Dawn feels this complete gratitude towards Brenda but the strange thing is that Brenda now feels this towards Dawn.  Brenda says in the interview, “My heart just went out to her so much and after that incident I’m not going to turn my back on her.”

Reward challenge… everyone is split into two teams.  Purple team: Reynolds, Erik, Dawn, Cochran, Philip.  Orange team: Andrea, Malcolm, Eddie, Brenda, Sherri.  Challenge itself not too exciting.  Malcolm tried a strategy that did not work and Sherri was so slow it really sealed their fate.  Purple team won the reward which was going to a resort with a shower, a pool, and a lunch that consisted of beef, chicken, cocktails, etc.  Everyone showered first before getting into this fabulous infinite pool except for Philip who just jumped right in still full of mud and rice from the challenge and completely dirtying up the pool.  Oh and he was naked.  Ewww.

Dawn hasn’t slept more than a few hours in days.  She’s literally losing her mind and getting paranoid that Andrea’s main target is her (Dawn). The “Stealth R Us” alliance decides their main target out of the “Three Amigos” (Malcolm, Eddie, Reynolds) is Reynolds.  Morning of the immunity challange, Dawn wakes up completely rested.  Says she slept the entire night through and she is like a new person!  Dawn in this case completely reminds me of me after my first child was born and I was sleep deprived and looney.  But at least she has her head back in the game.  I’m strangely pulling for her even though there are several I like more than her.  She’s a good person.

So immunity challenge comes and it is done in heats.  The players have to jump in the water off of a platform, grab on to a rope and pull themselves to the other side of the platform where they will pull themselves back up on it and then bring a ring from that side of the platform to the other, jump in again and do the whole thing all over again.  First two done go on to the second heat.  First up is Reynolds, Andrea, Dawn, Conchran, and Sherri.  Reynolds and Andrea finish first and are moving on.  Second heat is Eddie, Brenda, Erik, Malcolm, and Phillip.  Oh but wait!  Just as the players are about to dive in, Philip stops Jeff Probst to tell him that he’s sitting out this challenge.  WHO voluntarily sits out an immunity challenge?  Philip does, apparently.  He says that he had a traumatic incident as a kid that has left him with a fear of being trapped underwater.  Whatever.  So Brenda and Malcolm end up winning the heat.  Final heat with Malcolm, Brenda, Reynolds, and Andrea… they have to do it all over again except this time there are 5 rings… they have to do this 5 times!!  Reynolds and Malcolm dominate the entire time and Reynolds just barely beats out Malcolm.  So “Stealth R Us”‘s main target now has immunity.

The next day (or later the same day??) Everyone decided to go looking for the hidden immunity idol that is back in play since Reynolds played his last week.  Malcolm ends up finding it, but in front of a group of people, so he has to be honest and show them he has the idol.  What nobody knows is that Malcolm already has an idol and this is actually his SECOND one! Stealth R Us decide to split their vote at tribal to flush out the idol and to get Eddie to go home.

At tribal council Jeff questions everyone about the alliances and it is made clear that the “Three Amigos” are the target and since they can’t vote out Reynolds and they know Malcolm has the hidden idol, that only leaves Eddie left to vote for.  Malcolm gets his turn to speak.  He pulls out his immunity idol necklace and puts it on. Then he says, “We know Reynolds, Eddie, and I are on the outs.  No one will speak to us, it’s like we have the plague or something.  But this is a game and so we thought we would do something about it and tonight we’re going to try to.   Here’s the other immunity idol I have had for awhile and I’m giving it to Eddie. I know for one vote we have control. The three of us are not going home tonight and we are voting for Philip. Philip is the fun sponge and he is sucking it all out of this game.” PANDEMONIUM at tribal council.  What?!!  This is crazy!!!   The whole “Stealth R Us” alliance is whispering “Andrea?”  “Philip?”  Trying to get their act together and decide who should go home.  They are all completely blindsided and FREAKING out!!  Philip suggests that they keep the vote the same and split the votes between Malcolm and Eddie because no one knows if they will actually play the idols.  They are not safe unless they actually play them.  It’s time to vote!  Before Jeff reads the votes he asks if either of them want to play their idols.  Eddie immediately plays his and then Malcolm reluctantly also plays his.  The Three Amigos are officially safe and now the remaining alliance of 7 people is about to be broken up.  Jeff tallies the votes and Stealth R Us split their votes between Eddie and Malcolm with the exception of Erik who for some reason vote for Philip.  The Three Amigos vote unanimously for Philip who is then voted off.  Tribal council has spoken.    That was exciting and I am so incredibly happy Philip is finally gone!! Oh I also want to add that as everyone is freaking out and scrambling, Cochran is like a kid in a candy store as he realizes he is part of major Survivor history by the epic tribal council.  He has mad respect for what Malcolm just pulled off.

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Celebrity Apprentice All Stars: Season 13, Episode 6 Recap

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Another one hour Celebrity Apprentice!  Wish they were all one hour long instead of two… I’m liking this!

Episodes starts as they always do with the two who didn’t get fired in last week’s boardroom entering the suite where the other celebs are waiting.  When Dennis Rodman and Lil Jon walk in, the rooms goes crazy when they realize Omarosa has been fired.  Brande was probably the most relieved.  She really wants to prove that if Omarosa hadn’t been on their team they would have been winning all along.

Trump meets the celebs in the atrium of Trump tower with his wife, Melania, beside him. Melania is going to be launching her new skin care line and the teams need to create a two page editorial and display for the line.  Dennis Rodman steps up to be Power’s project manager and Penn is Plan-B’s project manager.

Milania comes to meet with Power first and Dennis questions her on if she’s the one that created the skin care line.  She says yes, that she’s been working on it for the last 10 years.  Dennis then says he wants to ask a very delicate question… if they were to go into her bathroom right now, would it be that product she is using.  Trace Adkins says in his interview that Dennis Rodman should never be allowed to speak to the executives.  The way the editing has made it look, Milania doesn’t really answer the question but jokes with him that he wants to go into her bathroom. Power is kind of falling apart without Dennis giving enough direction.  He does give the suggestion of doing a James Bond theme.  It’s too early to tell if the team has taken that suggestion or not.  Trace says he is not a businessman… he doesn’t know any businessmen that act like that.

Penn says he’s most worried about the slogan, second he’s worried about the display, and the least he’s worried about is the presentation.  “Nourish Your Skin With Caviar” is what team Plan B comes up with.  I have to say that sounds disgusting.  I don’t know how this will pan out, but I would give a big thumbs down to that slogan.

Dennis and Lil Jon are at the prop shop picking up gold items.  Lisa and Marilu go out to get props and they call Penn who tells them the slogan has been changed to “Let your skin taste the luxury”.  Much better!!!  And he instructs them to get a “promiscuous” amount of caviar. (The name of the skin care line is Milania Trump – Caviar Collection).

Back Power, Brande’s working on the presentation, Trace is working on the posters, Lil Jon is working on the display, and Dennis Rodman isn’t doing much of anything.  They come up with the idea of “Simply…. Melania, Simply… Luxury”  Keeping everything very simple and elegant.

Ivanka comes in to Power and she seems to approve of the work in progress and likes the slogan.  Eric Trump then visits Plan B while they are in the middle of shooting pictures of caviar.  The women start chatting it up with Eric and Penn kind of shoos him off and dismisses him.  He said “you’ve got all these good sled dogs working really hard and then someone brings in 10 lbs of hamburger, that’s what Eric Trump is.”

Trace is doing the graphic design stuff with the designer and I can see he has spelled Melania wrong… he has spelled it Milania.  Dennis signs off on it and says we’re good.  I hope Dennis goes home for this one and not Trace.  Dennis was a horrible project manager and gave Trace the final approval.

Power is about to give their presentation and they still have not noticed that they have misspelled Melania’s name.  So obvious that they are going to lose for that reason alone.

Penn presents for Plan B and the displays and posters look fantastic.  But then Penn makes a couple mistakes by choosing the wrong words and Gary Busey butted in at the end of it and added a few things that would have been better left unsaid. Brande does a great job presenting but the name being misspelled is obviously noticed off the bat.  But none of the Trumps said anything to the presenters.

Boardroom…. this is very anti-climatic.  Thank goodness this is just an hour long!  Trump asks Trace what he thought of Dennis as a project manager.  Trace says he was scattered.  Trump said Melania loved Brande’s presentation and thought she did a nice job.  Plan B all thought Penn did a nice job.  Gary Busey offers to be the male spokesperson for Melania’s skin care line.  He said he can be a great spokesperson for both sets of males: the heterosexual and the homosexual.  Oy.

Donald Trump passes each team the other team’s artwork and Plan B immediately notices that Power has spelled Melania incorrectly.  Penn looks like he’s going to leap out of his skin in joy when he sees that.  Before Ivanka could get through all of the positive and negatives of team Power’s assignment, Trump interrupts and says it doesn’t matter, truth is they spelled her name wrong, Dennis’ team lost.

In the boardroom, Trace is trying to blame the graphic designer but also says that Dennis that signed off on everything.  Eric points out that nobody on the team noticed, even in the ten minute presentation.  Dennis opts to just bring Trace back with him.  So Brande and Lil Jon are safe from the firing.  Trace says he shouldn’t be fired because he came up with the slogan and the display which Melania liked.  He’s fighting hard against Dennis Rodman who signed off on it and therefore Trace finds him responsible.  Trace brings up that Dennis asked if he could go in Melania’s bathroom.  Trump points out that Dennis is brought back in the boardroom every week.  Dennis, you’re fired.  Trump tells him he’s proud of him though and to keep up the good work.

Next week it looks like Marilu Henner joins team Power and the project is making a silent film.  Gary Busey is the project manager of Plan B.  I sure hope he gets fired next week!  I’ve said it a dozen times, I’ll say it again, Gary should have never been on the show!