Clay Aiken running for Congress – What?! Actually, the video is pretty convincing

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Thanks to Facebook’s new “trending” feature I noticed that Clay Aiken announced he is running for Congress in North Carolina.  At first, I’ll admit, I laughed and thought “what? Seriously?”  But then I watched the video and maybe it’s the music, maybe it’s his acting chops, but it actually started to convince me that maybe he is a decent candidate.  While he was on Celebrity Apprentice he impressed me more than I thought he would.  I have never been a fan, a “Claymate” if you will, but he does have his merits.  Watch the video and judge for yourself.  Warning, brevity is not his strong suit… it’s nearly 5 minutes long, but I watched it all anyway.

The Bachelor: Juan Pablo: Episode 5 Recap – Did they or didn’t they?

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Tonight we find out what everyone wants to do…. Does Juan Pablo sleep with Clare?  That’s definitely what the teasers want you to think anyone and we’re about to find out!

Juan Pablo and the ladies are in gorgeous Vietnam.  The women stay at this beautiful resort and hotel.   The first date card arrives and it’s for Renee “Are WE the right fit?”  Renee is so excited to get a one on one date.  Renee has a very natural beauty to her.  She doesn’t have to wear too much makeup or do her hair super fancy, she’s just naturally hot and confident looking.  She is hoping for her first kiss with him.

bachelorreneeRenee and Juan Pablo go to the town of Hoi An.  Juan Pablo gets a pedi-cab and Renee sits in while JP pedals through the streets.  They stop in a little boutique and pick out fabric to have a dress made for her.  Renee says he makes her feel special and beautiful.  Then they decide to look for gifts for their kids, Camila and Ben.  They picked out a little dress for Camila and a little hat for Ben.  So far JP hasn’t kissed her yet though and that has me nervous!!  To me, he seems to have a bit of hesitation… like almost a look of guilt or dread.   It’s very subtle, but I feel like he wants to feel something, but doesn’t.  Hopefully I’m reading too much into it.

Dinner time and Renee has on the dress that was custom made for her.  Juan Pablo tells her she looks beautiful.  He takes her into a restaurant that is completely empty and just has the two of them in there.  Renee is on cloud nine… I am just so hoping Juan Pablo gives her the rose!  They have good conversation at dinner… but still no romance!

Back at the hotel… next date card arrives… “Can you go with the flow” Sharleen, Chelsie, Kat, Cassandra, Kelly, Clare, Alli, Danielle, and Andi.  Nikki is left for the one on one date.  Andi is very upset she still hasn’t had a one on one date.

Back on Renee’s date… JP tells her that they’re on the same page and he’s enjoyed spending time with her and he gives her the rose and they look like they’re almost going to kiss but then he tells her that he wants to take a walk with her.  They find these lanterns and make a wish on it and send it down the river.  He says he’s respecting the fact that she has a son and he’s old enough to understand what’s going on and so he’s not going to kiss her for awhile yet.  ugh!  But I guess that’s a good reason.  I can respect him for that.

Next morning… group date time… Juan Pablo says they’re going to do very traditional Vietnamese things on their date.  First they pair up and Clare doesn’t have any friends to pair up with so she gets Juan Pablo.  The girls get in these canoe type things and Clare and Juan Pablo start making out when their boat gets stuck.  Andi’s frustration is growing as she gets jealous seeing JP with Clare.

The women then head off to this little village and JP asks a local guy if there’s any place to have a bite to eat.  So they go into this house type place and the people there are going to show them their traditions.  They go out into a garden where they pick their own veggies and herbs.  Juan Pablo takes a moment out to speak with Andi and reassures her that he wants her there.  They sit down to eat the meal that they helped to prepare.  The girls all just glare at Clare… lots of jealousy going on.

Dinner and cocktail party with the group date.  JP first takes Clare aside for one on one time first…. and the women flip.  They feel they’re on a Juan Pablo and Clare one on one date.   Juan Pablo sneaks Clare off to his suite.  They get in their bathing suits and get in the pool.  The pool apparently is completely freezing, so of course they have to get really close.  Meanwhile… the women must have been left to themselves for a LONG time… I can’t imagine being them.

Back at the hotel, Renee reads Nikki’s date card: “Nikki, let’s have a HELL of a good time.”  Nikki’s assuming it has to do with fire.

On the group date… Juan Pablo is now walking the beach with Sharleen.  She’s feeling a bit insecure about their relationship and he reassures her by saying she’s cute and kisses her.  She had a list of questions she wanted to ask him, but she gets distracted after he kisses her.

Juan Pablo then takes Andi out to the beach and they cuddle and kiss a bit in the sand after laughing and talking.  Andi feels better about her position in the house now and says it solidifies her feelings.

Juan Pablo says that he had a great time and great conversation with everyone tonight… the person he’s going to give the rose to, he explains, is doing things that didn’t think she would do and trying new things… he gives the rose to Clare and the girls again, freak out, and Andi further doubts everything.

The women get back to the hotel and everyone’s feeling deflated that Clare got the rose.  Clare sneaks off to Juan Pablo’s suite.  She rings his doorbell and she asks him if he wants to go swimming in the ocean. Juan Pablo goes back in to change into his bathing suit and then they run out to the ocean.  She said it was like warm bath water.  She says they just “went for it” and she doesn’t have any regrets.  Now does that mean they actually had sex?  Hard to tell… doesn’t look like they ever left the water, but that doesn’t necessarily mean anything.  Hopefully we’ll find out for sure later in this episode.  I wish I liked Clare better… that would be one hot and steamy scene… but because it’s Clare it kind of kills it.

Nikki 2Nikki’s first one on one date with Juan Pablo now… they sit down and talk for a minute and then he leads her through this Marble Mountain and they get to this big pit with a cave in it.  Juan Pablo then tells her they’re going to go down in this pit.  Nikki panics and starts freaking out but agrees to do it.  Juan Pablo repels first down and Nikki starts going back but she’s just like frozen  having a hard time to make that first move down the mountain.  They pause halfway down and Juan Pablo kisses her to give her the courage to go on.  He’s very encouraging and walking her through her fears.  For dinner they go to another cave that’s very romantic.  The way Juan Pablo looks at Nikki he just looks completely smitten.  Like he’s not even listening to what she’s saying because he’s so infatuated with her.  So of course he presents the rose to her and she accepts.  As much as I’m not crazy about it, I think Nikki will be making it far in this.

Cocktail party and the women arrive by boat to this setup filled with lanterns and beauty.  Juan Pablo says that tonight is hard because he has to send home three people and the girls instantly get nervous.  My prediction is Danielle, Ally, and Kelly are going home.  We’ll see how that pans out.  Clare decides to make a toast “Cheers to finding love, being loved, and making love.” So all the girls say “oooohhhh.”  and then giggle and I just have to assume that Juan Pablo and Clare had sex.  Juan Pablo takes Andi first for some one on one time.  Andi says she’s nervous and JP tells her don’t be nervous.  Juan Pablo says “I like Andi… aye aye aye… what am I going to do with this girl…”  Then “oh Sharleen Sharleen.”  and “Oh Renee… she’s one of my favorites… I want to kiss her…”  He’s got his hands full with these women!  Renee tells him that Ben wouldn’t be pissed at him if he kissed her and he finally goes for it!!  yay!!!  Renee is adorable.  I love it.  She is in heaven!!

Clare cryingHowever, Juan Pablo seems to go in sort of tailspin wondering if he did the right thing with Clare the other night.  Did he take it too far?  Was it fair to the other girls?  He asks himself.  So he sits down with Clare.  Juan Pablo tells her it was a “little weird” to him at the same time and maybe it wasn’t right.  He explains he’s trying to be as fair as possible and he doesn’t want Camila to see what they did and be disappointed in him.  Clare begins to cry and Juan Pablo tells her he understands because he was once in her shoes.  She’s still feeling like a fool though that she did that and he regrets it.  Clare says he was on board with everything in the ocean.  That was completely mutual, there was no miscommunication there.  And now she doesn’t know what is going on.  The tension is thick after the two of them return to the cocktail party.  Clare leaves the party because she said it was never her intention to disrespect his daughter.  So she’s crying and Juan Pablo goes to talk to her.  He tells her that he made a mistake and he should have told her no.  The women are all staring at the two of them and there is such an awkward silence.  The women are confused why Clare is crying even though she has a rose and why Juan Pablo looks so somber.

Rose ceremony…. Juan Pablo looks very sad and says it’s going to be very hard to say goodbye.  Roses go to…. Sharleen, Cassandra, Chelsie, Kat… one rose left it better go to Andi!!  ….. ANDI!!!!  My predictions were correct…. Danielle, Ally, and Kelly are going home.  Juan Pablo is crying.  He says he cares about those people.  Holy smokes, he’s really crying.  Sharleen is really crying. That was hard.  😦    Next week they are off to New Zealand!

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The Millionaire Matchmaker: The Workaholics – Episode Recap

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This episode opens up with Patti  and her boyfriend getting a visit from a dog whisperer at their house to help train their dogs.  Apparently they’re having issues with the dogs running away.  NO CLUE how this is relevant to anything having to do with the show.

Next scene has Patti back at the office meeting with her annoying new staff.  Marisa signs an email or tweet or whatever “xoxo” and David asks “do you even know what that means?” She says of course, it’s hugs and kisses.  David says no it means “anal or top? x’s mean anal…”  Patti interrupts and says that it’s from the “Christian era” and when they signed documents they did it with a kiss and made an ‘x’ like a cross.  But the O is from Jewish immigrants who didn’t know how to sign it so they used an “O”.  Yeah… not sure I’m buying that.

Patti explains that out of her new assistants only David is getting it.  Justin is already on probation, they’ve had a few rough recruiting sessions, and they’re all still on a learning curve.  My opinion – they’re there for the fame not for the business side of things.  They were cast in these roles whereas Destin and Rachel were actually partners in the business and had a vested interest in the business.  America is not liking the new assistants, Bravo get a clue!

READ WHAT HAPPENED TO DESTIN AND RACHEL – PATTI’S OLD STAFF

So Justin presents Patti with chiropractor, Dr Theo Kousouli.  He has a bunch of crazy photos of himself.  David has singer/songwriter Katrina Parker who was on The Voice and has been working on her singing career.  Patti describes her as the blonde Adele.

Katrina ParkerSo Patti goes to visit Katrina Parker first.  She admits she’s a workaholic and has been working really hard on her album.  Patti asks her if her weight has blocked being able to find the right guy and she said she doesn’t think so.  She just hasn’t been available because she is so busy.  She’s a liberal baptist and wants someone with similar views and who is funny.

Theo KousouliPatti meets with Dr Theo Kousouli who is a chiropractic and therapist healer for the entertainment industry.  He is very pumped up about himself… seems self centered, but is looking for the right woman.  He tells Patti he has never had a love of his life.  He is literally always at the office and so he has had trouble meeting women.  He wants a family, children, and he’s ready for love.  Seems a bit on the dull side, but he’s okay.

The selection process begins to find mates for the two millionaires.  They’re just looking for a few people for the two of them to keep the mixer small so they can really get to know the potential dates.

Mixer time… Patti tells the millionaires that today is not about work it’s about love.  Dr Theo does well trying to get to know the women, but Katrina has a harder time not talking about singing and her career.  Katrina picks Tim, the vocal coach, and David, the singer/choreographer for her mini-dates.  Dr Theo picks Tania and Pinky for his mini dates.

Mini dates… Tim, the vocal coach, I’m a bit surprised he’s straight, but he seems sweet.  He tells Katrina his favorite movie is Finding Nemo because it’s about love.  Hmm… interesting. Tania, the Philanthropist tells Theo that she grew up a big nerd so she doesn’t think of herself as sexy.  She says she’s tall, 5’10”, and Theo says he’s not intimidated by her if she wears heels because he can fix her back after the shoes screw it up.  Leading with the job again.  Katrina then sits down with David… he recognized her from The Voice and says he’s hoping to get the date because he was really into her on the show.  Theo meets with Pinky, the stylist and Theo compliments her on how put together she looks and classy.  Pinky talks about how she enjoys cooking and she enjoys working and wants family.  Ultimately, Katrina picks David and Theo picked Tania.  Rats!  I would have picked the other partner for both of them.  Oh well!

Tania from when she was on VH1's My Antonio

Tania from when she was on VH1’s My Antonio

On Katrina’s date, David took her to the House of Blues and they have dinner on the stage.  The two really talk about work a lot, but they’re in the same business so they seem to get each other.  Just not sure how romantically yet.  On Theo’s date he set up a photo shoot (big surprise – the man loves pictures of himself!) for them.  He tells her they’re having a photo shoot to celebrate her.  After taking a few shots, she laughs and says it feels like engagement pictures and she’s not sure how this is for a first date.  Then he takes his shirt off and her jaw drops.   Back on Katrina’s date, David brought her to Hollywood Forever cemetery because he remembered that she loves horror movies.  They visit the graves of Johnny Ramone, Patty McDaniel, and then a butler comes up to serve them drink on their picnic.

On Theo’s date, he reserved a private room in a restaurant that overlooks the beach.  Tania tells him that she knows pretty quickly after going on a date with someone if things are going to work out or not so she  doesn’t waste much time on guys.  If it’s not going to work out, she doesn’t want to stick with them, what’s the point.  Theo completely agrees with that and is the same way.  Tania comments how comfortable it is for her to talk with Theo.  Theo asks for Tania’s phone number so he can send a giant picture of them together to send her.  She agrees to give him her number.  But seriously… that was so calculated from the start, don’t you think?  Have the photo shoot, have the photographer text him the picture while they’re out for dinner, and then ask for her number so he can send the picture.  But oh well… she was able to see right through it and didn’t seem to care.

Patti calls David and he says he was feeling more of a “friendzone” with Katrina.  Katrina then tells Patti that they had zero chemistry.  Patti then calls Tania and gets the scoop on what they did on their date.  Tania tells Patti that they had fun but she wasn’t ready yet to kiss him, but he was like a breath of fresh air and they have been in touch every day since their date.  Theo came in to the office and told Patti that they have been out on another date.  Theo is absolutely glowing.

Update: Katrina and David have not been in touch.  Dr Theo and Tania have been out several times since Patti set them up.

Meanwhile, if you’re still reading this and want to know a little past history on Dr Theo Kousouli, check out this blog I found written by his classmate that gives shows how he went from Greek Geek to stud.

Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer and husband Mario separate

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Adding to the long list of divorces that have come out of Bravo’s Real Housewives shows are Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer and her husband Mario.   Mario had been accused of cheating for years on the show, but now has admitted to a relationship with a relationship with 27-year old Kasey Dexter for roughly the past year.  Coincidentally, Ramona and Mario have been married for 27 years.  Creepy!  Ramona has also reportedly been out on the town with a much younger man lately.  Ramona stated on her Facebook page this morning: “Thank you all for the love & support! For my daughter’s sake, I would appreciate everyone respecting our privacy during this difficult time.”  Just days ago police were called to their Hampton home after Ramona walked in the house to find Mario there with Dexter.  Mario had been reportedly staying there since the two had separated.  Ramona initially told police that Mario had choked her, but charges were never filed.  Ramona and Mario have separated but at this point neither have filed for divorce.

Ramona is just one of MANY ‘housewives’ to separate/divorce from their husbands after appearing on the show.  Maybe these relationships were doomed before the show, but the spotlight couldn’t have helped the situation any.  Here is the list of divorcees since appearing on Real Housewives (Huffington Post):

Porscha (Williams) Stewart and Kordell, Real Housewives of Atlants – less than 2 years marriage

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Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy – Real Housewives of New York – married less than 3 years.

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Adrienne Maloof & Paul Nassif – Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – 10 years of marriage

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NeNe Leakes and Gregg – Real Housewives of Atlanta – divorced after being together for 14 years, then remarried in 2013

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Camille Grammer and Kelsey – Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – married for 13 years

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Marysol Patton and Philippe Pautesta-Herder – Real Housewives of Miami – separated after 3 years of marriage.

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Taylor Armstrong and Russell – Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – married for six years.  Russell committed suicide one month after Taylor filed for divorce.

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Tamra Barney (now Judge) and Simon – Real Housewives of O.C. – married for 11 years

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LuAnn de Lesseps and Count Alexandre – Real Housewives of New York – divorced after 16 years of marriage

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Cat Ommanney and Charles – Real Housewives of D.C. – divorced after less than 2 years.

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Vicki Gunvalson and Donn – Real Housewives of O.C. – married for 16 years

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Jeana Keough and Matt – Real Housewives of O.C. – married more than 20 years

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Lisa Wu and Ed Hartwell – Real Housewives of Atlanta – Married for five years

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Michaele Salahi and Tareq – Real Housewives of D.C. – married for 8 years

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Mary Amons and Rich – Real Housewives of D.C. – married for 26 years

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Stacy Scott Turner  and Jason – Real Housewives of D.C. – married for 14 years.

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Lynn Curtin and Frank – Real Housewives of O.C. – married for more than 20 years

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To be added to the list soon will be Phaedra Park and Apollo Nida.  Rumor has it they have separated and Phaedra has changed the locks following Apollo’s criminal charges earlier this past weekend.

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So ladies… you might want to think twice about joining the cast of a Real Housewives show!

Millionaire Matchmaker: Kid in a Candy Store and Groundhog Day – Recap

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This is a recap of the episode of Millionaire Matchmaker titled “Kid in Candy Store and Groundhog Dog.”   I’ll admit I haven’t watched the last few episodes yet, but thought I would skip to the most recent that aired this past Thursday, January 23, 2014.  I have lost interest in Millionaire Matchmaker since Destin and Rachel left the show. (Read blog related to Destin and Rachel leaving here) .  Quite frankly, I’m losing interest in Bravo as a whole, but hoping that turns around soon.

So this episode starts off with an “Ask Patti” session.  Basically a Q&A session that fulfills Patti’s ego.  Is it just me or did she used to come off more knowledgeable and less arrogant than she does lately?

David presents Patti with his Millionaire bachelor this week who is Stefan Richter from Top Chef.  Patti’s reaction is “oh no… not Stefan!  It’s not happening!  He’s slept with everyone he knows…  He didn’t even win Top Chef and he was on it twice.”  Patti has labeled him “The Kid in the Candy Store.”  He picks a girl, sleeps with her, moves on to the next girl.

Marisa has Brian Minter, 32, from Michigan (yay! My home state!) made his money from bars and restaurants and lives in Las Vegas now.  They roll the tape with him and he seems super sweet!  Problem is he keeps dating the same type of girl, so Patti has dubbed him “Groundhog Day”… every day is the same.

TOP CHEF -- Pictured: Stefan Richter -- Bravo Photo: Michael LavinePatti then goes to meet with Stefan.  Since Top Chef he has opened several restaurants and cafes.  Stefan insists he’s not the player she thinks he is, but admits he really loves women.  She then brings out two old men (in their 70’s and 80’s). One of the old men was a player all his life.  Got married young, but it fell apart when he got caught cheating.  The other man got married in his early40’s and hasn’t regretted it since.   She brought them out to strike some sort of chord with Stefan.  Patti says “you need to shit or get off the pot” is what it boils down to.

 

Patti then meets with Brian Minter, he says he just can’t find the right girl (should have stayed in the midwest!).  Brian says his top priorities are values and passion (drive).  His demeanor is so sweet!  I’m surprised he can’t find the right girl, but I guess it would be hard in Vegas.  Just checked out his Facebook page… he’s from Flint… that’s why he’s so down to earth!  Love this guy.

 

Patti and her staff go through the women recruits and select the ones that would be best for Stefan and Brian.  They picked a few as testers for Brian to see if he’ll pick the club girl as usual or go with something different for a change that might actually last longer.

Brian MinterMixer time… wow Stefan looks really short standing next to Brian!  Never realized how short Stefan was before, or maybe Brian’s just super tall.  Patti puts an ear piece in Stefan’s ear so she can ream him out when he’s messing up.   Stefan immediately starts bragging about his assets, so Patti immediately is in his ear telling him to compliment a girl… and fails big time.  Moves on to another girl, Patti tells him to compliment her, he fails at that too.  Patti’s getting pissed that Stefan isn’t listening to her and taking her suggestions.  Stefan gets pissed back at the nagging and he take the earpiece out and Patti freaking flips out.  “You couldn’t get these girls unless I got them for you!” Patti screams at them.  Patti said she needed to pull a “Patti-melt” in order to whip him into shape.

Meanwhile, Brian’s doing a great job talking to the girls, getting to know them, complimenting them, and looking for someone other than the usual dancer.

Stefan finally started acting like a gentleman and connecting with women.  Brian ended up picking Aubrey and Hunter for his mini-dates.  Both great choices!  Smart, girl next door, down to earth ladies.  Stefan says he’s got three girls he likes.  Stefan ultimately chooses Emma and Anna for his mini date.

Brian sits down with Aubrey and she’s from Vegas, but she’s not a partyer, she likes to be in bed around 10pm, she doesn’t gamble, and she wants a family.   Stefan sits with Anna first.  They talk about surface level stuff and lots of giggling and complimenting.  Brian is now with his other mini date Hunter, who is my favorite.  She’s only been to Vegas once… she’s a country girl, lives on lots of acres, loves children, beautiful woman.  Stefan then with Emma talks about how she wants children and she grew up with musician parents and she wants to give that culture to kids.

Stefan ultimately picks Emma for his master date and Brian picked Aubrey.

First up is Brian’s date with Aubrey.  He presents her with a beautiful bouquet of flowers.  He is looking super good!  Aubrey talks about the sports that she’s into and tells him about her beanie and t-shirt line that she has.

Stefan takes Emma on a ride in his VW camper bus to the beach and set ups a bonfire.  It’s a very windy day and they’re sitting on the beach and the smoke is just blowing into Emma’s face.  They walk on the beach and don’t seem to have very good conversation going.

Brian then takes Aubrey to go rock climbing.  Neither of them have done it before.  Aubrey is scared to death of heights, but she’s not sharing that with Brian.  She’s a trooper about it though.  Brian kept checking on her though and making sure everything with her was okay and compliments her a lot.

Back on Stefan’s date… he has raw fish for them to eat.  Emma does not seem thrilled at all.  The look on her face says it all.

On Emma’s phone call with Patti, she explains that she didn’t feel special at all.  She doesn’t think Stefan has ever courted a woman.  He doesn’t know how to treat a woman well.  So Stefan comes to meet with Patti and she gets on him for being cheap and not thinking about what a girl wants, just what Stefan wants.

Then Patti calls Aubrey and she says it was awesome, she definitely wants to see him again.  Patti calls Brian and he really likes she’s career minded, has good values, and is driven.

UPDATE: Stefan and Emma have been in touch, but she has not yet agreed to another date.  Brian and Aubrey have been seeing each other steadily.   (However, his facebook page says they are no longer seeing each other)  Good luck Brian, you’re a sweetie, you’ll find the right match soon!  I don’t believe Stefan actually wants anything serious… he just likes being on Bravo.

Brian Minter in a Justin Bieber T-shirt... we'll let that one slide.

Brian Minter in a Justin Bieber T-shirt… we’ll let that one slide.

The Bachelor: Juan Pablo Episode 4 – Recap

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After watching Sean and Catherine’s Wedding last night, I am still filled with gushiness (yeah I made that word up) and lovey dovey feelings and hope that Juan Pablo finds a nice girl in the end for himself and Camila.

Fourth episode into the season and I’m excited to see more claws come out, more aggressive behavior from the women, and the nice, sweet, suitable women will start to differentiate themselves from the pack.  This episode starts with Juan Pablo saying goodbye to Camila and his parents because he’s going to start traveling with the women around the world.

Chris Harrison greets the ladies and tells them to pack their bags because they’re going to travel to Seoul, South Korea.  The girls are obviously excited… all smiles… running through the streets of Seoul.  They have this awesome hotel suite at the Hilton Hotel and Resort.  Nikki, the pediatric nurse, is really hoping for a one-on-one date.  There will be two group dates and one one-on-one date this week.  Group date card: Chelsie, Cassandra, Elise, Danielle, Kat, and Nikki.  “POP!” (Written like a comic strip).   Nikki says her head is going to explode because she didn’t get a one-on-one date.  She doesn’t feel she does well in a group setting.

juan-pablo-and-ladies-in-korea-1380582095Juan Pablo meets the girls at YG Entertainment where K-pop is popular.  The girls will be dancing with a group, 21, who is as popular as the Spice Girls in Korea.  They are HUGE.  The ladies all act like they actually know who 21 is.  I find that hilarious.  Juan Pablo first dances in front of the girls and then Kat goes and kills it.  She’s awesome, but she’s been a dancer all her life, so what do you expect?  Nikki then goes and does the sprinkler and some other cop-out moves.  She says she’s not a dancer at all but she’s going to be a good sport about it.  So then 21 teaches them some choreography.   Kat’s getting a big head about her skills though…. she knows she’s the best…. which is really annoying Nikki.  21 announces to them that they will be performing on stage with them during their performance in Seoul.  Nikki begins freaking out.  Seriously…. she’s being completely immature.  No one will even notice and she won’t ever see any of those people again.  Nikki acts like everyone will be focused just on her.  Ugh… I liked her a lot in the beginning, but she’s beginning to bug me now.  Just have fun with it, girl!

NikkiThe ladies get their hair, makeup, and outfits put together and Nikki is just giving the stink eye to all these women who are good dancers.  She’s totally freaking out.  They are performing at a five-story mall with people just crammed in there packed.   The girls get out on stage and Juan Pablo too and everyone has big smiles, just having so much fun and Nikki can’t even bring herself to smile a little.   Kat was really trying to be the star of the show and impress everyone with her moves.  She was a little too much “hey look at me!!”  but I understand the need to be a little aggressive on a group date.  Nikki says the day was pretty much her worst nightmare.  Really?  It was THAT bad?  Girl, you have problems if that’s your WORST nightmare.

KatThe group date continues  in a really cool Asian garden-like setting.  Kat has one-on-one time with Juan Pablo first and Nikki starts the trash talk behind her back.  Nikki claims Kat is one way in front of the cameras and JP and another way when it’s just the girls.  I can see some truth to what Nikki is saying.  I have even noticed a couple different sides to her, but trash talking is never a good idea.  Nikki really feels Kat is very fake because she’s always “on.”  Kat explains to Juan Pablo about her parents divorcing because her dad has been an alcoholic with seven DUI’s, never paid child support, but her mom was very strong and was the rock.  Kat says that through that experience with her parents divorcing when she was six it’s made it hard for her to show her feelings and she doesn’t allow herself to get vulnerable much.  She then returns to where the girls are sitting and there’s an awkward silence and Nikki won’t even look at Kat.  The cattyness really bothers Cassandra and Juan Pablo takes her away from the group next.

Elise sits down with Juan Pablo next and tells him to keep his eyes open and she feels some people aren’t right for him.  Then Nikki sits with JP and the more sweet side of Nikki comes out.  Who’s the fake one now?  All of her negativity vanished so of course JP isn’t going to see that part of her.  Juan Pablo asks her how she feels about Camila.  She said she loves children, she does it for her job, but she really likes children and can’t wait to meet Camila.

Back at the hotel, the girls get the next date card.  “Sharleen:  Are you my soul mate?” So Sharleen gets the one-on-one date.

Juan Pablo greets the group date ladies again and is about to give the rose out.  He takes the rose then asks Nikki to take a walk with him.  The girls are instantly ticked off.  Ugh!  I seriously liked her in the beginning, but why did she have to be so negative and catty?  I hate that!

Sharleen’s date with Juan Pablo… JP says that Sharleen is his favorite right now.  This tells me there has to be some sort of twist or unexpected thing coming up.  In Bachelor history, that I can recall, the Bachelor NEVER says who his favorite is.  That’s like a Bachelor no-no.  So this could be interesting.  Sharleen couldn’t be more opposite than Sharleen.  She is sooooo heavy…. as in serious.  She needs to lighten up.

They go to the market together and Sharleen is looking very cute.  Her hair is down and flowy and pretty.  They taste all these different foods and have a good laugh about it.  Then they go to a traditional tea house.  They talk about her degree in music and her background on why she got into music.  She tells Juan Pablo he is not bland.  Not bland?  That’s the best compliment you can give?  She says in her interview that he’s more fun than she expected.  At dinner they stop in a courtyard and he tells her that he wants her to sing for him.  She’s really uncomfortable doing it but then decides to do it.  She beautifully sings and then they make out in the courtyard.

Sharleen’s starting to loosen up a bit, but she’s still very formal.  Over dinner they talk about what it was like for them living in different countries.  Her living in Germany, and him living in the States.  Juan Pablo then asks her how many children she wants to have.  He says he wants to have two more children.  Sharleen seems hesitant to answer that question.  She finally says she’s always been career focused that she’s never even really thought about children.  She explains that she dated a guy who had a four year old daughter (same age as Camila is now) and it didn’t work out well.  At the time she wasn’t ready for that.  She didn’t know how to handle this man having this daughter first and that she would always come first.  Juan Pablo says he appreciates her honesty and gives her the rose (and some other sweet things too).  She accepted it.  The fact that he likes her so much makes me like him more.

ClareSecond group date. Date card said “let’s get crazy in Korea.”  The first stop in Seoul is to do Karaoke.  They just have some fun with it… it’s all in Korean anyway.  Then they go to more shops, have fun on a paddle boat, and try some food.  Then they go into this room that has fish in the floor and the put their feet into it and the fish eat the dead skin off of their feet.  Andi notices how territorial Clare is and how she needs to be next to Juan Pablo all the time.  Clare says “I hope we don’t have to eat octopus” and JP says that’s about the worst thing she could say.  Now she has to eat octopus.  He finds some octopus for her and she is just over the top dramatic about it.  Acting like she’s going to throw up as they walk down the street.  She’s really trying to draw as much attention to herself as possible.

Night time part of the date… Clare is sitting next to JP, of course, but he grabs Renee first to have one-on-one time with.  Juan Pablo says he’s kissed six girls so far and he’s going to try not to kiss any girls tonight.  He wants to be an example for his daughter and not kiss 20 girls.  Clare gets sooo possessive and jealous.  During his one on one time with Andi they had so much chemistry through their conversation but he promised he wasn’t going to kiss anyone tonight and he doesn’t.  During his time with Lauren, she awkwardly asks him to dance and then asks for a kiss and Juan Pablo turns her down.  He says he wants to be respectful of his daughter.  Meanwhile, she knows he’s kissed six other women.  So she starts feeling insecure.  It’s hard to watch because her body language is like hanging on him and he is standing straight up and almost seems to be pulling away.  He does not seem that into her.  So she gets insecure and begins to cry.  So then she kind of confronts him about it because she knows he’s kissed other girls.  He explains to her that he just has to go with his gut and have fun and be respectful of his daughter.  So she’s feeling like an idiot and he hugs her and walks her back with the ladies.  Andi gets up to console her.  Lauren tells Andi she feels like they’re just friends.  Andi tries to reassure her that great relationships start from friendships.

The girls then focus their energy back on Clare while she’s having her one-on-one time with JP.  Andi and Kelly reenact the scene where Juan Pablo makes Clare eat the octopus.  They discuss how possessive, controlling, and jealous Clare is.  So during her time with JP, Clare explains that after she ate the octopus she threw up in her mouth and then swallowed it.  Umm…. I don’t pretend to be a relationship expert here… but pretty sure you’re not supposed to say THAT on a date… especially when he still has so many other girls to choose from.  They talk about how Clare said she didn’t want to kiss him for awhile, but Juan Pablo couldn’t resist and kissed her!!!  Out of all those women, he’s kissing HER?!  Apparently I don’t know anything about relationships because he kissed the ONE girl who said she threw up in her mouth and swallowed it.  ugh!

Juan Pablo gets back with the women he hands the date rose to Andi.  Yay!  At least he made a right decision there.

Cocktail party time… they are in a Korean palace type place.  He first grabs Kelly to talk to.  They don’t air any of the conversation.  However, the women kind of agreed that whoever already has a rose needs to take a step back and allow the time to go to the other women that don’t have roses yet.  Nikki, Sharleen, and Andi all have roses already.  Clare then meets with Juan Pablo and says this whole thing is beyond her comfort zone, but she’s having a good time and happy she’s doing it.  Then Nikki gets up and says she’s going to interrupt them…. right after they had all agreed that whoever has the rose needs to back off a bit for the night.  Clare gets ticked off, obviously.  Sharleen, Alli, and Lauren discuss that they don’t think that JP sees that side of Nikki that the girls see.  JP hinted that maybe there’s some tension in the house and Nikki assumes that Clare said something to him about her.  She starts to get really paranoid.  Nikki and Kelly talk about it when Clare walks up.  Kelly is upfront and says that she feels awkward in between the two of them.  Clare then confronts Nikki and says Nikki rubs people the wrong way because she’s one way in front of the house and one way in front of Juan Pablo.  Nikki’s comeback is “You’re not the one handing out the roses.”

Rose Ceremony…. Roses are handed out to: Renee, Chelsie, Kelly, Danielle, Cassandra, Alli / Allison, Clare, and last rose goes to Kat.   Elise and Lauren are sent on a twelve hour flight back home.  Elise gives Juan Pablo a hug and walks away and Juan Pablo watches her walk the long walk away.  Poor thing.  Lauren then gives Juan Pablo a hug and takes the walk of shame.  She’s still feeling like a fool, but girl, don’t beat yourself up over it!!  If she didn’t make the move she would have wondered if that would have been the game changer.  So it’s good that she put it all out there.

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Next week the gang is off to Vietnam!  The previews make it look like Juan Pablo and Clare sleep together, but I sincerely doubt that.

Show ends with Juan Pablo very hot-ly (yeah made that up too) lip syncing in Korean to 21’s song.  It’s awesome!

The Bachelor Wedding: Sean & Catherine – Recap

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There is no cuter Bachelor couple than Sean & Catherine.  You can argue with me on that point all you’d like, but I won’t buy into any of your arguments.  Sean, even though some say he’s boring or very “vanilla” he’s attractive as hell, he’s driven, he has a killer smile, family is very important to him, and he knows how to treat a woman.  Catherine happens to be that lucky woman.  She’s beautiful, smart, quirky, funny, and extremely loving.  These two are a perfect match and if they had to meet through a TV show to find true love, more power to them because it worked!

The wedding is taking place at Four Season Biltmore in Santa Barbara.  Guests are outside mingling waiting for the festivities to begin.  Of course among the guests are tons of Bachelor/Bachelorette faves.  Of course before we can see the wedding happen, we have to go back through the clips of how they fell in love on the Bachelor.  I’m assuming if you’re reading this then you’ve already seen them fall in love.  I don’t need to recap that.

122 days before the wedding, we see Sean and Catherine go on a road trip to Dallas.  Lots of home videos.  In the corner of the screen we get to see the live cam of what’s going on at the wedding site.  We see the first glimpse of Catherine and, of course, she looks gorgeous!  On the road trip, Catherine starts the wedding planning.  She figures since she has Sean’s undivided attention, it’s a good time to talk to him about the wedding stuff.  Like almost any other man… he really doesn’t care about the wedding itself.  He just can’t wait to be married.

Upon arriving to Dallas, Catherine is moving in with Sean’s best friend, Laura.  The two of them are going to be living separately until they get married.  ADORABLE!  I love that.  I don’t know why… but it makes it such a romantic story to me.   Sean will be living just a few blocks away in a loft he’s had for awhile.  They describe how they don’t like to be apart from each other even though they’re just five minutes away.

Sean and Catherine meet with Sean’s family 97 days before the wedding to tell them they’ve decided on a wedding date.  [Live Cam update:  Is that Andy Dick talking to Sean’s dad at the wedding??  Strange!]  Sean’s dad, Jay, tells Catherine she’s so easy to love and the easiest thing has been bringing her into the family.  Sean asked his dad, who is a pastor,  if he would officiant the wedding.  He was completely shocked and honored to be asked.  He gets very choked up and of course that makes me tear up!  So sweet.

Jef Holmes, Arie Luyendyk Jr, and John Wolfner are seen talking at the wedding.  Two of the three of them are among my favorites! 😉

76 days before the wedding, Catherine meets with their wedding planner Mindy Weiss.  Catherine says she wants “grown sexy” in everything.  She describes it as sophisticated with an element of sexy with it.  She views the wedding as her coming out party as becoming an adult.  Catherine tells Mindy that they have waited for their wedding night to have sex.  We already know that Sean is a born again virgin, but is Catherine a true virgin?  Not sure… but it’s cute that they’ve waited with each other.

Catherine tells Sean about her meeting with Mindy and tries describing the concept of “grown sexy” again.  She finally settles on Robin Thicke.  Grown sexy is Robin Thicke.  Interesting.

58 days before the wedding… Catherine goes to try on wedding dresses.  She has her mom, Sean’s mom, and her best friend, Crista, there with her shopping.  She wants to find a dress that will blow Sean’s mind.  She could be a bridal model.  They all look beautiful on her.

Meanwhile, Sean goes lingerie shopping…. “for the wedding night, honeymoon, and beyond” he says.   He describes Catherine as a “chesty woman”.  He is completely embarrassed by this whole thing and to have it all video taped is completely uncomfortable.  But he’s able to make a decision and picks out three outfits.  This segment completely cracked me up and I know I’m not doing it justice in describing it.  I love Sean’s innocence, but you can tell that he’s still a man and obviously likes this stuff too.

43 days before the wedding… Sean and Catherine decide to decorate their own wedding cake just for fun.  For the record, a little over a month from the wedding, no couple would be wasting time doing this.  This was a total set up by the producers… just sayin’.   But it’s fun to see them having fun together.  [Live cam update: Lisa Vanderpump with her dog Giggy… yeah, I’m sure they’re night friends… what??  Why is she there?  Again, strange!]

Sean presents Catherine with a little gift.  Catherine opens it up and it’s the lingerie he picked out.  She starts giggling like a little school girl.  She’s clearly embarrassed too but loves it.  Catherine says it’s like icing on her body that she gets to showcase for him.  There is so much sexual tension in this whole show that they just need to hurry up already!  It’s definitely become the focus of the entire Special.

29 days before the wedding… They meet at Mark’s Garden to pick out the floral arrangements.  Then Catherine goes to get her hair and makeup done for practice for the big day.  After that Catherine gets a boudoir photo shoot done to share the pictures with just him after the wedding.  She says it’s a symbol of her giving herself to him.

Cuts back to Chris Harrison and he says “I know I should have a clever comment here… I’m just going to say, Sean, have a good night.  Coming up…[Chris can’t help but giggle at the timing of ‘Coming up’] tonight is Sean and Catherine’s big wedding night….”  Chris barely made it through that without completely cracking up and losing it.  Hilarious!

Chris sit down with Catherine and Sean a few days before the wedding to discuss the whole process.  They have sweet exchanges about how much each other means to them.  From further discussions with Chris, it definitely sounds like Catherine is not a virgin, but Sean is.  However, if I recall correctly, Sean is a ‘born again’ virgin.

FINALLY the wedding ceremony…. Sean walks his mother and father down the aisle….. very long aisle.  The 12 bridesmaids and 9 groomsmen walk down the aisle next.  Some of them are recognizable from the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows.  Sean is patiently waiting for his bride and beginning to sweat a little.  Ring bearers and flower girl look adorable!  They all did such a great job!  And now for Catherine….  absolutely stunning.  Sean is getting teared up before he even sees her.  Sean just lights up when he sees her.  It seems so quiet though with just 2Cellos playing.

His dad begins the service describing how they fell in love, his love for his son, and his love for Catherine and how happy she is.  After a beautiful speech from Jay, Sean’s dad, they both say “I do.”  …. ceremony’s still going on… quick commercial break… kind of awkward.  Glad I didn’t have a commercial break during my wedding.  Now they’re exchanging their vows that they wrote.  Catherine so eloquently says her heartfelt vows and ends it with “I can’t wait to shine together and make everybody completely blind.”  Sean equally eloquently recites his vows he has written in the most sincerest way possible.  Makes his dad choke up which makes Catherine giggle when she looks over at him.  Then the exchange of the rings.  “Love God the most, and you will love each other more.” are the final words of advice from Jay before pronouncing them man and wife.  Rose petals are shot up in the air and the two walk down the aisle together as husband and wife.

Pics from the ceremony taken off my TV, so sorry for the poor quality!!  Congratulations Sean & Catherine!!!

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Macklemore Grammy performance to feature live weddings. Competing with The Bachelor Wedding

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UPDATE 1:18am: Here is the live performance.  I’m sure YouTube will be taking it down, but for now you can view it here:

 

The LIVE Bachelor Wedding of Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudice will not be the only live wedding on TV tonight.  In fact, there will be 34 weddings going on during the live Grammy performance of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ song “Same Love.”  These 34 couples will represent all sexual orientations and various races and will have Queen Latifah officiating.  Have to say, I am a bit jealous.  That would be one crazy good memory to have of your wedding!

Madonna__1639598aMackelmore and Ryan Lewis are nominated for multiple Grammy awards tonight including Song of the Year for “Same Love”, a marriage equality anthem which has been widely popular and also features the voice of Mary Lambert.  In tonight’s performance, Madonna will be joining them.  Madonna came under fire last week for tweeting a picture of her son with hashtag #disnigga.  Should be an interesting combination!

The couples, one of whom will be Macklemore’s sister,  will be walking up and down the aisles of the Staples Center and not brought on stage.  Show producer Ken Ehrlich stated that putting the soon-to-be-wed pairs onstage “could be viewed as more exploitative.”

“It seemed like less of a ‘show’ than if I put them onstage,” Ehrlich explained. “I don’t want them to feel as though they’re on parade.”

The Grammy’s will broadcast at 8 pm EST on CBS while the Bachelor Wedding will be simultaneously broadcasting on ABC.

Official video of “Same Love”:

Phaedra Parks hawking books at City Hall after husband Apollo arrested

Phaedra Parks of Real Housewives of Atlanta isn’t going to let some little ol’ criminal charges against her husband, Apolla Nida, get her down… she’s out hawking her book, Secrets of the Southern Belle: How to Be Nice, Work Hard, Look Pretty, Have Fun, and Never Have an Off Moment at City Hall of all places!  According to her facebook page, the book signing is going down this Friday, January 31st from noon – 1pm.  She says she’s accepting cash, check, or credit card, but if you plan on attending I wouldn’t be paying anything but cash!!  In case you haven’t been following, Apollo is currently being charged with identity theft and bank fraud.  Read the full story here.

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Phaedra Parks’ husband Apollo Nida charged with fraud, identity theft

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta housewife Phaedra Parks’ husband, Apollo Nida, was arrested yesterday and charged with bank fraud and identity theft.  These are some serious charges against the gorgeous Apollo.  With Parks being an attorney, you have to wonder how much of this she knew was going on and if she will be charged or be disbarred because of this.

Apparently a U.S. Secret Service Agent charged that Nida created fake companies in order to access databases to find individuals to rip off.  He then, using their information, opened banks accounts and funneled stolen U.S. Treasury checks and auto loan proceeds into those accounts.

Authorities were tipped off to Nida after they arrested Gayla St Julien back in 2013 after an investigation that began in 2012.  Investigators found over 40 bank accounts tied to St Julien totaling more than $3 million.  St Julien implicated Nida as the one who orchestrated the whole thing, claiming that she was Nida’s “right hand bitch.”  She claims she only received a fraction of what Nida did in compensation.

Among the fake companies Nida opened was a car dealership (Ferrari Autohaus) which would use the stolen identities to take out auto loans, in which they would then deposit into a fraudulent bank account.  The agents had St Julien tape record conversations with Nida in which he explained many of the operations.  Authorities received federal search warrants to search Nida’s car and residence and seize evidence.  Evidence that included a bank card with Ferrari Autohaus name on it, laptop, and cellphones.

The U.S. District Judge Gerrilyn G. Brill released Nida on a pretrial bond of $25,000. A preliminary hearing is set for Feb. 12, 2014.

This is not Apollo Nida’s first brush with the law… he spent 2004-2009 in prison on charges of racketeering relating to auto title fraud.  He met Phaedra Parks during the trial where she was his attorney.  Turns out Nida wasn’t ready to hang up his criminal lifestyle.  The two have two children together.

February will be a big court month for Real Housewives.  Teresa and Joe Giudice will also appear in court for their 30+ criminal charges which also include fraud.